Be Still My Trembling Uterus

I bet your curiosity is KILLING you on this one. You should probably just head over to my new blog and read it all up. It’s good stuff.

If anyone is having problems “following” my new blog, I’ve made it even easier than before. When you arrive on the homepage (aren’t all the purple sparkles and rainbow glitter enough to make you wanna squeal like an ‘ittle girl!?) you’ll see some icons hanging out in the upper left corner. Click the little orange “feed” button and when it takes you to my feed page you’ll see a pale yellow box with one of the options: “Add this to my Google Reader” … do as they say (if you’re not logged in, use the same login you use with Blogger) and wah-la, you are now “following” me. Just be careful, I’ve been known to walk into deep black holes and swamps of goo before.

Something else you maybe might wanna do? Stop following this blog. Like seriously, just un-follow it. Now.