A Better, Sexier Blog

Welcome to Day 2 of Snark Week where I will describe to you, in gory detail, what this new blog will feature … and what it will not.

What I’m about to tell you will very likely cause panic, mayhem and looting in the streets, but it’s a truth that must be dealt with now. This sexy new blog is not penis friendly. And by that I mean, if you are a typical twig ‘n berries sort of human variety, you very likely will not find much appeal there.

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I’m certainly not going to be checking up under your skirts at the door and I’m in no way denying access to my blog if your manlier then most. You see, this blog will be geared towards many girlie pink sparkly things. I know it’s a stretch already for you men-folk to stare at this “Candy-Land threw up all over the site”-look The Beginning Runner’s Blog is currently sporting. This new blog will likely be irrelevant to you. I know this may lose me quite a few followers in the long run, but I’ve (almost) comes to terms with that and decided that what I can offer my female readers in greater than what I can to their counterparts. This doesn’t mean I want you to shy away completely men (but I know you likely will) because there will still be some running and fitness posts, along with cooking posts you may find enjoyable from time to time.

So what is this blog going to feature if not only running? I think now would be an awesome time to use a bulleted list, don’tcha think?

• Fitness & Running
• Recipes & Food for Healthy Living
• Beauty & Make-up & Hair
• complete with tutorials
• product reviews
• giveaways
• A little fashion fashion & photography
• A slice of my life

All wrapped up in a pretty little snarky package you all have come to know and love that is my fabulous writing style. So now that you’re aware of what you’re dealing with . . . are you game or going home?

See you tomorrow with the possibility of a giveaway . . . mmmmkay?